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Mon Dec 4, 2006, 8:41 AM
Name:Emily Hollands
Age: 13
Height: 5' something.
Eye color: Greeny brown
Ethnic background: I Don't even know what that means
Label me: ..:D
Country: England
Siblings: 1 brother= James [24] 1 sister=Lisa [22]
Four words that describe me: Idiot, girl, rocker?,cool
Four things I like: Friends, sleep, family, [Smexy emos]
Four things I hate: Drama, sian roberts, Annoyingers, gerrard ways new hair
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Favorites:

TV show: At the moment malcolm in the middle ;]
Anime: erm.. studi ghibli stuff?
Video game: dunno..
Board game: Monopoly!
Family member: My sister and brother i guess
Thing to wear: jeans, converses etc
Food: Pizza, chicken korma from the sankoshi
Drink: Umm..
Icecream Flavor: Chocoolate!
Time of day: I HATE day ;]
Season: Winter
Band: The libertines by far
Celebrity: Urm.. Brendon urie, ryan ross and carl barat xP
Movie: Dunnaw
Comic book: Kerrang
Holiday: Christmas, mainly 'cause it's cold.
Artist: Joanna and olivia? [You do mean drawings right?!]

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Have you ever:

Tried smoking: No.
Tried drugs: No.
Drank an alcoholic beverage: I hate alcohol.
Gotten drunk: Nope.
Gotten kicked out of your house: I'm not THAT bad, jeez...
Ran away: I got up to the front drive
Got beaten up: Yeah!
Beat someone up: No
Been teased: Yep.
Teased someone else: Yeah
Had your heart broken: Yes!
Broken someone's heart: Yep..
Peed in a swimming pool: Maybe when i was like 2?
Slept in your swimsuit: No, well on the beach yeah
Actually WENT to a school dance: disco? yeah.
Been asked out: Boys suck, os i tend to do the asking..
Been rejected: Yersh.
Thrown a video game controller out of rage: No.
Swallowed bubblegum: Yes...
Slept with plush toys: Yeah.
Slept on the floor: Yes
Fallen down the stairs: Yes
Hurt yourself on purpose: Yes.
Whined to get your way: Yes
Jumped out of a moving vehicle:Erm..no?
Danced to the 80's music: No!
Read a Harry Potter book: All of 'em, so far.
Crushed on a celebrity: ;P
Crushed on a friend: Yes.
Crushed on a family member: No
Been kissed: No.
Given a wet willy: Yes.
Gone to jail: Yes, i killed ben helsby for kicking my bag. WAIT, NO I DIDNT. ¬¬
Dyed your hair: No.
Eaten moldy food on purpose: No
Ate something off the floor: Yes
Punched a boy/girl with glasses: No.
Written on the walls with crayon: No.
Been afraid of clowns: No.
Had a nightmare about a movie you saw: No, fear came tome though
Been afraid of your closet/the dark: Used to yeah
Believed in the boogeyman: No
Puked on a rollercoaster: No
Rode a horse: Yeah
Fallen off a horse: No
Neglected a pet: No.. It's not my fault i forget to feed my rabbit..
Drooled in your sleep:Yes...
Been to a bachelor/bachelorette party: No
Been a bridesmaid: No
Been a flowergirl: No
Been used: No.
Been dated only to make someone else jealous: No
Cheated on a lover: No
Kept a really bad secret: I think so..
Watched Jerry Springer: ..Yes.
Danced like a dork in public: Prob'ly
Travelled far?: America?
Talked to strangers: Yes.
Stolen candy from a trick-or-treater: No
Believed in fairies: Only the tooth fairy.
Believed in ghosts: Yes..
Seen a ghost: No.
Believed your house was haunted: No
Stayed overnight in a crappy hotel: Yeah
Thrown a fit in public: No.
Had a pet run away: Yeah. We got him back though.
Spoken in a different language: English and French,
Pretended to be someone else: Yes.
Shoplifted:Yes.. [Candy from the cinema D;]
Been caught: Yes. I was like 5 rememver.
Played mario bros:No
Played with dolls:Yeah
Melted a barbie in the microwave: No
Stolen a friend's boyfriend: No
Worn makeup to school:Yeap eyeliner and mascara.. </3
Gotten major surgery: Pre-orbital selulitus.
Been in a life altering accident: Nope.
Been struck by lightning: Nope
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What's better?


Pirates or Ninjas: PIRATES!!! [I want to be one]
Ninjas or Samurais: Ninjas
Transvestites or Hookers: Transvestites.
Gay men or Lesbians: Gay men!
Chicken or Turkey: Chicken
The 60's, or 80's: Er..60's?
Comedy movies or Horror: Comedy.
Cake or Pie: Cake
Sunny day or Rainy day: Rainy
Lots of money or lots of friends: Friends.
Cats or dogs: ..Dogs.
Egypt or India: Egypt
Paris or Rome: Rome
Sports or Fashion:Sports
Markers or Crayons: Markers
Mp3 or iPod: mp3..
Elves or Vampires: ELVES!!
Black or White: Black
Daydreams or Nightmares: Daydreams
Dresses or skirts: Dresses
Pants or shorts: Pants.
Makeover or Spa treatment: Spa.
Laughter or Orgasms: Laughter.
Randomness or Mundanity: Random!
Fire or Ice: Ice.
Cute guys or Sexy men: Cute guys.
New shoes or New underwear: Shoez.
Boxers or Briefs: Briefs
Panties or Thongs: PantS, Not panties you gay.
Gum or Lollipops: Lollipops
Cash or Change: Cash
Purses or Backpacks: Backpack
Taxi or Bus: Bus
Going to the movies, Renting movies: Going to movies.
Bacon or Sausage: Sausage
Coffee or Tea: Neither..
Soda or Juice: Soda
Muffins or Cookies: Muffins
Hugs or Kisses: O_O Kisses.. No hugs. ;D
Sex or Chocolate: SE-chocolate..
Broccoli or Carrots: carrots

  • Mood: Torment
  • Listening to: *Coughs*
  • Reading: Erm..blue light?
  • Eating: I just had a cookie..
  • Drinking: Your mo- OJ

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  • Current Residence: my house. DUh
  • Interests: drums. skateboarding. music
  • Favourite movie: dunno.
  • Favourite band or musician: oooh. i dont know but the good looking guys are: carl barat, brendon urie,brandon flowers etc
  • Favourite genre of music: INDIE ROCK!
  • Favourite artist: don't know
  • Favourite poet or writer: urm..i dont know..whoever wrote jabberwocky
  • Favourite photographer: :)
  • Favourite style of art: :D
  • Operating System: :D
  • MP3 player of choice: ..huh?
  • Shell of choice: what!?
  • Wallpaper of choice: sdj
  • Skin of choice: sdasd
  • Favourite cartoon character: ohohoh! urm...spongebob xD
  • Personal Quote: "gosh" "your suck a frickin idiot"

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:iconnicelyweird:
Get on the train cause I'm tired of you, boy
You can come back when you're dressed in blue
You won't get a penny of using me
I'm gonna send you home and hit you on Sunday

Don't look so small, I'm not bigger than you
but I've got blues enough to smash your bones
I've lit up my life with those matches I've got
from those who stood by me when I was in pain, boy

You're too near me nasty boy-girl
It's pretty bad that you’re still around
I'm gonna laugh when you're down and out, boy
I'm gonna laugh when you're on that lonesome ride

Back all the way to China in a police car from Japan, oh yeah
Sitting in the backseat crying
Where´s your pride?

Getting my feet all drained in mud,
I'm gonna clean them when I'm done with you
I don't give a damn if your filthy too
I've got enough soap for my whole generation

Your too near me nasty boy-girl.
It's pretty bad that you're round my hood
I'm gonna laugh when you're down and out boy
I'm gonna laugh when you're on that lonesome ride

But all the way to China…

Drop your blood in China,
You will get rid of that mighty stone, oh yeah
People told me you were a rich man now
Where´s your pride?
:iconpsychoassassin:
That's really sad. ¬¬
:iconnicelyweird:
Did that make you happy point that out? No, seriously? Did it? Really? I would like to know. Personally I wanted her to send lyrics she finds meaningful on my page when she goes online but you know, I have to go around being questioned to people I weren't even talking to.
:iconposscat:
We're going round another corner. Wahey!

--
"Very well. Since you're all out of perspective and no one else seems to have it in this BLOODY TOWN, I'll make you a deal. You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective, which would go nicely with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947." Ego, Ratatouille
:iconecereuil:
HELLO, EMILY. I AM SCARY. I WISH TO SAY HELLO TO YOU. I HAVE DONE SO. I AM SCARY. I HAVE SAID SO. GOODBYE.

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92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
:iconnicelyweird:
I'm going to break the mould and say hi emily. I know you.

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